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	<title>Bancuri</title>
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	<description>Bancuri, culmi, glume, poante</description>
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		<title>Bărbaţii şi calculatoarele sunt la fel</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/barbatii-si-calculatoarele-sunt-la-fel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bărbaţii şi calculatoarele sunt la fel: sînt greu de înţeles, întotdeauna au memorie insuficientă şi mereu apare ceva mai bun.]]></description>
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		<title>Un puşti vine revoltat de la şcoală</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-copii/un-pusti-vine-revoltat-de-la-scoala/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-copii/un-pusti-vine-revoltat-de-la-scoala/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Copii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un puşti vine revoltat de la şcoală şi îi spune tatălui său că acolo îl pun să înveţe numai inutilităţi. Tatăl îl întreabă uimit: - Cum adică? - Păi la istorie ne pune să memorăm nişte ani: 1848/1877-1878/1907/1944/1989. Cică sînt importanţi! - Altceva&#8230; - Păi la geografie tot aşa trebuie să reţinem tot felul de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In bere e putere</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/de-stiut/in-bere-e-putere/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/de-stiut/in-bere-e-putere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[De Stiut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In bere e putere. In vin e sanatate. In cognac e distinctzie, iar in apa sint microbi&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Un tamplar si un betiv mor in aceeasi zi si ajung in Rai</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-diverse/un-tamplar-si-un-betiv-mor-in-aceeasi-zi-si-ajung-in-rai/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-diverse/un-tamplar-si-un-betiv-mor-in-aceeasi-zi-si-ajung-in-rai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Diverse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tamplar si un betiv mor in aceeasi zi si ajung in Rai.In fata lor apare Dumnezeu, care le vorbeste: − Tamplarule, tu mergi la tamplarie iar tu, betivule, la bar! Tamplarul, nedumerit, intreba de ce e rasplatit betivul, in timp ce el e trimis la munca. Dumnezeu ii raspunde: − Pai, cand iti dadeai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tu poti sa scri cu lumina stinsa?</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-scoala/tu-poti-sa-scri-cu-lumina-stinsa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-scoala/tu-poti-sa-scri-cu-lumina-stinsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Scoala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un copil spune catre tatal sau : - Tata , tu poti sa scri cu lumina stinsa? Tatal spune : - Desigur! - Atunci stinge lumina si semneaza-mi si mie carnetul de note .]]></description>
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		<title>Un barbat statea la soare, in pielea goala</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/un-barbat-statea-la-soare-in-pielea-goala/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/un-barbat-statea-la-soare-in-pielea-goala/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un barbat statea la soare, in pielea goala, pe plaja. Din ratiuni de comportament civilizat si ca sa le fereasca de arsura soarelui, si-a  pus o palarie peste partile intime. O femeie trece pe langă el şi-i spune mustacind: - Dacă ai fi  fost un domn, ti-ai fi scos palaria ! El ridica o spranceana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea geografiei</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/culmi/culmea-geografiei/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/culmi/culmea-geografiei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Culmi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Culmea geografiei: Sa deschizi portile de fier cu cheile bicazului.]]></description>
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		<title>La autostop opreste un camion</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/la-autostop-opreste-un-camion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/la-autostop-opreste-un-camion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gravida]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La autostop opreste un camion. O tipa intreaba: - Ma luati si pe mine pana la Cluj? - Da cum sa refuz o femeie gravida? - Dar nu sunt gravida. - Pai pana la Cluj e drum lung.]]></description>
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		<title>Cand s-a inventat rumegusul ?</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/intrebari-si-raspunsuri/cand-a-aparut-prima-data-rumegusul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/intrebari-si-raspunsuri/cand-a-aparut-prima-data-rumegusul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 08:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinochio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rumegus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cand s-a inventat rumegusul ? Cand s-a masturbat prima data Pinochio !]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea curajului</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/culmea-curajului/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/culmea-curajului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Nesortate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Culmea curajului Sa sari de pe blocu de desen]]></description>
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		<title>De ce pescuiesti cu mucuri de tigara</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/de-ce-pescuiesti-cu-mucuri-de-tigara/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/de-ce-pescuiesti-cu-mucuri-de-tigara/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Nesortate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Domnule, de ce pescuiesti cu mucuri de tigara? - Ca vreau sa prind un peste afumat!]]></description>
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		<title>In curtea regiei de pompieri intra un baietel</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/in-curtea-regiei-de-pompieri-intra-un-baietel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/in-curtea-regiei-de-pompieri-intra-un-baietel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In curtea regiei de pompieri intra un baietel calare pe un carucior de butelii pe care lipise coli rosii de hartie si o scarita pe una din laturi. Copilul avea o casca de pompier, o secure mica din plastic legata la mijloc si tinea in mana un mic furtun de plastic. Mirat, pompierul observa ca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O babuta mergea linistita pe strada</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/o-babuta-mergea-linistita-pe-strada/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/o-babuta-mergea-linistita-pe-strada/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O babuta mergea linistita pe strada, cand, dintr-o data, in fata ei cade unu&#8217; de la etaj&#8230; Tipu&#8217; se ridica, se scutura si da sa plece. Babuta, speriata il intreaba : - Maica, da&#8217; nu ai patit nimic ? &#8211; Ce sa patesc mamaie, ca eu sunt parasutist profesionist, antrenat !! - Pai si un&#8217; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un ardelean vine in Bucuresti</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/un-ardelean-vine-in-bucuresti/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/un-ardelean-vine-in-bucuresti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Nesortate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean vine in Bucuresti si asteapta verdele la un semafor. Un sofer trece cu viteza printr-o balta si-i umple pe toti cu zoaie, din cap pina-n picioare. Bucurestenii urla dupa el scosi din minti, numai ardeleanul se uita mirat. - Apoi, stati linistiti ca trebe s-opreasca. - Ce s-opreasca dom&#8217;le, esti timpit?! N-ai vazut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Badea Gheorghe si badea Vasile pe drumul Clujului</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/badea-gheorghe-si-badea-vasile-pe-drumul-clujului/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/badea-gheorghe-si-badea-vasile-pe-drumul-clujului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Badea Gheorghe si badea Vasile pe drumul Clujului vad o broasca testoasa: - Vasile, ce-o fi asta? Sta Vasile si cujeta si cujeta&#8230; - Gheorghe, asta ori ii ceva, ori mere undeva.]]></description>
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		<title>De unde vine curentul</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/de-unde-vine-curentul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/de-unde-vine-curentul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o zi ii intreaba invatatoarea pe copii: - De unde vine curentul?? Toti elevi tac &#8230;dupa un timp se ridica Bula : - Din cocina - ( invatatoarea) Cum asa din cocina?? - (Bula) Pai de fiecare data cand cade curentul tata spune: Iar ne-au luat porcii astia curentul!!]]></description>
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		<title>Doi nebuni mergeau prin desert</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/doi-nebuni-mergeau-prin-desert/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/doi-nebuni-mergeau-prin-desert/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi nebuni mergeau prin desert,unul cara in spate un butoi si celalalt cara o usa de masina. - Tu, de ce cari cu tine butoiul? - Pai cand mi-e sete mai beau cate o gura de apa. Dar tu de ce cari usa aia de masina in spate? - Pai, mie cand mi-e cald mai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea presiunii</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/culmea-presiunii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/culmea-presiunii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Nesortate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Culmea presiunii. Sa sufli in fundul unui berbec pana i se indreapta coarnele.]]></description>
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		<title>Dece au oltenii pantalonii rupti in fund</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/dece-au-oltenii-pantalonii-rupti-in-fund/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/dece-au-oltenii-pantalonii-rupti-in-fund/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dece au oltenii pantalonii rupti in fund? Sa-si arate adevarata fata.]]></description>
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		<title>Vine Gheo in permisie din armata</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/vine-gheo-in-permisie-din-armata/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/vine-gheo-in-permisie-din-armata/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vine Gheo in permisie din armata si mandru se duce la bal in sat inmbracat in tinuta militara si cu bocancii lustruiti oglinda. O ia la dans pe Ioana dupa un timp ii spune: - No, tu ai chiloti albi. - Da de unde stii Gheo? - No, vezi ce boconci lustruiti am? Apoi o [...]]]></description>
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