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	<title>Bancuri &#187; admin</title>
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		<title>Bărbaţii şi calculatoarele sunt la fel</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/barbatii-si-calculatoarele-sunt-la-fel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bărbaţii şi calculatoarele sunt la fel: sînt greu de înţeles, întotdeauna au memorie insuficientă şi mereu apare ceva mai bun.]]></description>
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		<title>Un puşti vine revoltat de la şcoală</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-copii/un-pusti-vine-revoltat-de-la-scoala/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:29:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Copii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un puşti vine revoltat de la şcoală şi îi spune tatălui său că acolo îl pun să înveţe numai inutilităţi. Tatăl îl întreabă uimit: - Cum adică? - Păi la istorie ne pune să memorăm nişte ani: 1848/1877-1878/1907/1944/1989. Cică sînt importanţi! - Altceva&#8230; - Păi la geografie tot aşa trebuie să reţinem tot felul de &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-copii/un-pusti-vine-revoltat-de-la-scoala/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In bere e putere</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/de-stiut/in-bere-e-putere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:32:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[De Stiut]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In bere e putere. In vin e sanatate. In cognac e distinctzie, iar in apa sint microbi&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Un tamplar si un betiv mor in aceeasi zi si ajung in Rai</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-diverse/un-tamplar-si-un-betiv-mor-in-aceeasi-zi-si-ajung-in-rai/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 05:31:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Diverse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tamplar si un betiv mor in aceeasi zi si ajung in Rai.In fata lor apare Dumnezeu, care le vorbeste: − Tamplarule, tu mergi la tamplarie iar tu, betivule, la bar! Tamplarul, nedumerit, intreba de ce e rasplatit betivul, in timp ce el e trimis la munca. Dumnezeu ii raspunde: − Pai, cand iti dadeai &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-diverse/un-tamplar-si-un-betiv-mor-in-aceeasi-zi-si-ajung-in-rai/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Tu poti sa scri cu lumina stinsa?</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-scoala/tu-poti-sa-scri-cu-lumina-stinsa/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-scoala/tu-poti-sa-scri-cu-lumina-stinsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Scoala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un copil spune catre tatal sau : - Tata , tu poti sa scri cu lumina stinsa? Tatal spune : - Desigur! - Atunci stinge lumina si semneaza-mi si mie carnetul de note .]]></description>
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		<title>Un barbat statea la soare, in pielea goala</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:36:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un barbat statea la soare, in pielea goala, pe plaja. Din ratiuni de comportament civilizat si ca sa le fereasca de arsura soarelui, si-a  pus o palarie peste partile intime. O femeie trece pe langă el şi-i spune mustacind: - Dacă ai fi  fost un domn, ti-ai fi scos palaria ! El ridica o spranceana &#8230; </p><p><a class="more-link block-button" href="http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/un-barbat-statea-la-soare-in-pielea-goala/">Continue reading &#187;</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea geografiei</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/culmi/culmea-geografiei/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/culmi/culmea-geografiei/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Culmi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Culmea geografiei: Sa deschizi portile de fier cu cheile bicazului.]]></description>
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		<title>La autostop opreste un camion</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/la-autostop-opreste-un-camion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/bancuri-cu-barbati-si-femei/la-autostop-opreste-un-camion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 14:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cluj]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La autostop opreste un camion. O tipa intreaba: - Ma luati si pe mine pana la Cluj? - Da cum sa refuz o femeie gravida? - Dar nu sunt gravida. - Pai pana la Cluj e drum lung.]]></description>
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		<title>Cand s-a inventat rumegusul ?</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/intrebari-si-raspunsuri/cand-a-aparut-prima-data-rumegusul/</link>
		<comments>http://www.xbancuri.ro/intrebari-si-raspunsuri/cand-a-aparut-prima-data-rumegusul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 08:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Intrebari si Raspunsuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Pinochio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rumegus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cand s-a inventat rumegusul ? Cand s-a masturbat prima data Pinochio !]]></description>
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		<title>Culmea curajului</title>
		<link>http://www.xbancuri.ro/nesortate/culmea-curajului/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 12:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Nesortate]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Culmea curajului Sa sari de pe blocu de desen]]></description>
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